I called the police. Not 911, but the non-emergency line. Habit. I identified myself as a detective with the department and reported a stolen vehicle. The dispatcher ran the plates and came back with something I didn’t expect.

Detective Robinson, the vehicle wasn’t reported stolen. It was towed yesterday afternoon under HOA enforcement action. Westbrook Estates authorization. I asked her to repeat that. She did.

I thanked her and hung up. Then I stood in my empty garage for a long time staring at the oil stains trying to understand how a homeowners association had the authority to tow a car from a private garage on private property. The answer, of course, is that they don’t.

But that hadn’t stopped them. I showered, changed into civilian clothes, made another cup of coffee, and then I walked three blocks to the home of Christine Rogers, president of the Westbrook Estates Homeowners Association. Seven terms, 18 years of what she called community stewardship.

I had met her once before at the welcome committee event when I moved in six months ago. She had smiled and told me how much she valued maintaining the character of our neighborhood. I hadn’t thought much of it at the time. I should have.

Christine answered the door in a peach-colored blouse and white slacks, the kind of outfit that costs more than it looks. She smiled when she saw me, but the smile didn’t reach her eyes. Mr. Robinson, what can I do for you this morning? I asked about my car.

Her expression shifted to something between pity and condescension. The look you give a child who doesn’t understand why they can’t have dessert before dinner. Ah, yes, the vehicle. I’m afraid it violated community standards.

Section 12, paragraph 4 of our bylaws prohibits the storage of inoperable or visually degrading vehicles on residential property. I had it removed for the benefit of all residents. I told her the car wasn’t inoperable. It ran perfectly.

I had driven it two days ago. She waved her hand like she was swatting a fly. It was old, rusty, and eyesore. These things lower property values for everyone. I’m sure you understand.